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The Norwegian Prince's Royal Rape Charges and the Castle Human Hunt

from Zohran Mamdani, Political Rage, & The Hunt | The Tim Dillon Show #450 · #450

11 min

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Tim reacts to news of Norwegian Prince Marius Borg Høiby being charged with rape, spinning an elaborate invented tradition of European royal families holding ritual human hunts on their castle grounds, with the prince being scolded for not waiting for the sanctioned hunt.

In this bit11 moments
  • Tim defends the Norwegian prince's appearance, asking if he really looks like someone who would rape three people.
  • The Glee documentary is depressing: one cast member is a pedophile, others kill themselves, someone dies in a lake.
  • European royalty holds castle parties in basements where workers and children are forced to strip and run through the woods.
  • Tim describes the hunt ritual: the elite chase and kill runners, with elderly royals watching and receiving victims brought to them.
  • The prince grew up in a system of organized human hunts, but at least the old generation had discipline about when to hunt.
  • Tim insists the castle human hunts are real and probably still happen, calling them well-organized annual festivals.
  • When the prince's parents tell him to stop, he should respond that they were hunting and killing people in front of him as a child.
  • European royalty hunts humans, rapes, tortures, and eats them on special occasions, but parents need to teach kids it's only a holiday, not everyday behavior.
  • Modern European royals have no real power thanks to the EU, so the hunt is their only source of feeling powerful.
  • Tim advises Marius to wait until the hunt instead of raping random people, comparing it to a hungry dog running farthest before a meal.
  • Tim urges the prince not to ruin the hunt experience with casual sexual assaults beforehand, treating it like eating snacks before dinner.
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Marius Borg HoyGleeCory MonteithEuropean royalty

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