rant · moment 3 of 25
The Pentagon Pizza Index and War as Purpose
from Zohran Mamdani, Political Rage, & The Hunt | The Tim Dillon Show #450 · #450
3 min
Tim riffs on how the Pentagon staying late to order pizza is a tell for imminent military action, imagining an absurd pizza-ordering call intercut with a supposed strike on Iran.
- Republicans attacking Zoran Mama fail because invoking 9/11 reminds people everything after it was terrible.
- War gives people in government something to do and a sense of purpose.
- The Pentagon Pizza Index: military planners ordering late-night pizza signals when the government may drop bombs or go to war.
- Tim jokes through a detailed scenario of Pentagon officials debating pizza deals while planning military strikes on underground targets.
- JD Vance is still working for the government, or at least might be.