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Ariana Grande Needs a Feeding Tube
from Wicked?, A Terrible Life, & The Golden Age Of Travel | The Tim Dillon Show #472 · #472
4 min
Tim riffs at length on Ariana Grande looking dangerously thin, escalating into an elaborate bit about forcing a feeding tube into her at Thanksgiving and offering to take her to Smith and Wollensky's to blend prime rib and cream spinach for her.
- God and Tim exchange takes about how thin Ariana Grande has become.
- Tim imagines a Thanksgiving intervention where family confronts Grande about eating actual food.
- If Grande won't eat a meal in front of her family, they should call an ambulance and force-feed her.
- Tim's verdict: Ariana Grande needs a feeding tube immediately, or it's game over.
- Food doesn't have to be pretty to go down a feeding tube, Tim explains to Grande.
- Starting her recovery with baby formula, then working up to a gravy-and-mashed-potato smoothie for Thanksgiving.
- Tim wants Grande to thrive, though she doesn't need to eat as much as he does.