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Established Titles: Become a Lord or Lady
from White Marble with Paul Virzi | The Tim Dillon Show #314 · #314
2 min
SponsorEstablished Titles
Ad read for Established Titles, the novelty Scottish land-plot gift service that lets buyers call themselves lord or lady, plant a tree, and get a discount with code TIM DILLON.
- Established Titles lets you buy one square foot of Scottish land and legally call yourself a lord or lady.
- Tim notes you get a certificate with a unique plot number showing your exact land location in Edelson, Scotland.
- You can officially change your name on credit cards, plane tickets, and dating profiles to your new lord or lady title.
- Tim's buyers using his link will be clustered next to his plot within walking distance, creating a Tim Dillon Show kingdom.
- Tim received the certificate and finds it genuinely cool to have the title of lord.
- The appeal of buying a title instead of earning one: the best accomplishments are things you can buy, and they plant a tree with every order.
Established Titles