rant · moment 15 of 15
The Duck Test: If It Quacks Like a Duck
from Wet Hot American Epstein | The Tim Dillon Show #452 · #452
1 min
Closing bit where Tim acts out a dialogue mocking people who refuse to call the obvious pattern a conspiracy, comparing it to insisting a duck-quacking, duck-looking animal might not be a duck, ending on a dark punchline about the writer of the article.
- Tim argues both a duck and a human making duck sounds are birds, but he thinks it's actually a duck—a human with a duck sound.
- Duck calls exist, but Tim suggests they're not just for hunters—they're also for people messing with you.
- When Duck Dynasty comes up, Tim notes a lot of those guys are racist, derailing his simple observation about something that quacks and looks like a duck.
- The punchline: after being called a Nazi and anti-Semite for his duck assessment, the article's subject finishes and rolls over to find a 14-year-old in his bed.
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