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Cold Open: Empty Country, Nobody Goes Anywhere
from Wet Hot American Epstein | The Tim Dillon Show #452 · #452
2 min
Tim opens by describing summer as fleeting and laments that America has become a country of antisocial weirdos who no longer go out, using Long Beach, Long Island bars as an example of formerly lively spots now empty.
- No one goes anywhere anymore—the country is filled with creepy weirdos and antisocial freaks.
- Went to Long Beach on Long Island before the 4th of July and the bars had only 20 people, not packed like people claim.