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Trump in China: Jumping Chinese Children and American Decline
from USA vs. China, Spencer Pratt, & A Heist | The Tim Dillon Show #496 · #496
8 min
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Reacting to footage of Trump and Xi with cheering, colorfully dressed Chinese children, Tim says he's impressed by their cohesion and rhythm, then contrasts them with what he imagines American children would look like at a similar event, riffing on obesity, medication, and vaping.
- Tim marvels at Chinese children in colorful outfits jumping up and down with energy, contrasting their vitality with American children's state.
- He insists he doesn't care if the children were coerced or trained at gunpoint—he's impressed by the cohesiveness of the display.
- A demonstration like this could never happen in America, Tim argues, and explains why.
- Fat American kids mixed in would diminish the impact of the parade, Tim says, noting something about homogeneity and rhythm.
- The Chinese government is signaling to the world that their youth are the future and won't look like shit, unlike American children.
- Tim asks if anyone can imagine a foreign leader meeting American children—describing them as fat, disgusting, and mostly on the spectrum with helmets and leashes.
- Tangent about a Chinese girl from a rural province he used to watch online who had a transgender friend named Wu Long.
- If President Xi came to America and heard American children, he'd be horrified by the guttural groaning sounds they make instead of genuine excitement.
- American eleven-year-olds have acid reflux and chew Tums at school because of the poison diet they're fed.
- If told to jump up and down, American kids' knees would buckle under their weight and they'd collapse screaming for help.
- American children at a similar parade would be standing around not waving flags, instead vaping the entire time.
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