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Hegseth's General Summit and the Ukraine 'Spin the Wheel' War

from Tylenol ‘Tism, FBI at Jan. 6th, & Meeting The Mossad | The Tim Dillon Show #463 · #463

7 min

Tim jokes that Pete Hegseth's mysterious military summit is really a coming-out speech, then pivots into a serious rant about escalating Russia-Ukraine tensions, Trump telling Zelensky he can 'win it all back,' and set this to a mock Foxwoods casino commercial parody about gambling with war.

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