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Trading in the Bentley and Buying a President Like a Used Car

from Twerk For Your Supper & The KHive | The Tim Dillon Show #403 · #403

2 min

Tim describes maturing out of flashy purchases and buying a new car at a Rolls-Royce dealership, then extends the metaphor that electing a president is like buying a used car that will inevitably disappoint you.

In this bit6 moments
  • Tim describes buying a used car as a rite of passage, one of the first major purchases a young person makes.
  • His first car was an Oldsmobile 88 that would shut off when he braked, though it had a nice air suspension that made it float.
  • Tim says owning that first car felt like freedom, but he immediately destroyed it and treats everything he owns the same way.
  • People misunderstand ownership—they think it means treating things with respect or reverence, but that's not the case.
  • The president of the United States is a used car: it's seen action, will disappoint you, and will break down, but you need it at the moment.
  • Tim explains sales as recognizing an unmet need in someone and finding the thing they think will satisfy it, even though it never actually will.

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