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Sergeant Bo and Donald: Fake Hero Dog Bios
from Trump’s Furries & ICE Wide Shut | The Tim Dillon Show #479 · #479
3 min
Tim reads fabricated, dark joke bios for hero dogs Sergeant Bo (comforting IDF soldiers) and Donald (eating Epstein files), then reveals the real absurdly mundane bio about a dog avoiding a torn-up sidewalk.
- Service dogs helping people with disabilities are largely fake, outside of seeing eye dogs for the blind.
- Therapy dogs bringing comfort to those in need are also largely fake—usually just someone in yoga pants on a flight with a Pomeranian.
- Sergeant Bo is a mixed breed therapy dog who provided comfort to IDF soldiers after they had set Palestinians on fire.
- Bo's presence reminded IDF soldiers that what they were doing was necessary and they should do it more frequently and efficiently.
- Donald, a finalist from Fort Myers, Florida, is a guide dog who helped Pam Bondi by eating Epstein files she promised to release.
- Donald had to be taken to the vet to have his stomach pumped after eating the files.
IDFservice dogstherapy dogsPam BondiSergeant BoMar-a-Lago