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The Fun, Soulless Grifters of Trump's Orbit
from Trump’s Bimbos, Live-Streamed Executions, & Crumbl Cookies | The Tim Dillon Show #517 · #517
5 min
Tim expands into a broader riff on the type of morally bankrupt but entertaining people who populate Trump's administration, comparing them to multi-level marketers and describing why such people are fun despite having no loyalty or integrity.
- Trump's orbit filled with people who would have sold subprime mortgages in early 2000s Long Island—no loyalty, no integrity.
- Trump promised these people it would be fun and they'd make money; now it's neither and they're all broke except Five Guys.
- Trump treats the midterms like a failing TV show and brings out self-tanned grifters, MLM scammers, and Vegas showgirl types to boost ratings.
- His cabinet consists of MLM scammers, Beachbody promoters, Mary Kay cosmetics people, and part-time real estate agents in wigs.
- These people's only interest is themselves—they're trying to get rich and get laid, using government jobs to make money.
- Off the clock, these amoral grifters are actually great vacation companions—fun people who never make you feel bad about lying.
- The catch: they're terrible if you depend on them, not real friends, and incapable of introspection or loyalty.
- Everyone has one of these people in their life and hates that they actually like them despite knowing they're bad.
- The real problem now is they'll tear each other's throats out the moment things stop working—no principles, no integrity, pure survivors.
- Trump's grifters will end up ripping each other's faces off, which will at least be entertaining to watch.
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