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The Labubu's Evil Face and Final Verdict
from Trump’s Battle Royale, Reborn Babies, & A Labubu Economy | The Tim Dillon Show #457 · #457
3 min
Tim describes the Labubu's face as evil, like a drug dealer handing over an eightball, and complains that the one he was given wasn't even a special rare one.
- PopMart's tiny collectibles have gotten people addicted, driving the company's market cap up 205% in 2025.
- Tim argues these global crazes replacing old status symbols—children, soccer accomplishments—with demonic Chinese dolls attached to bags you live out of.
- The Labubu is today's version of a Tamagotchi: something everyone suddenly wants, their eyes getting big like addicts.
- The Labubu's face is evil and has the expression of a cocaine dealer handing over an eightball—it's here to control you, not be your friend.
- Tim is angry he was given a normie Labubu at dinner instead of a special one.
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