rant · moment 2 of 24
Using His Schizophrenic Mother as an Excuse
from Tom Segura & Christina P. | The Tim Dillon Show #348 · #348
2 min
Tim describes using his institutionalized, schizophrenic mother as a permanent excuse to get out of obligations, including the government phone she can't use.
- Tim uses his mother's mental institution stay as an excuse to get out of things, though she's been unwell for 30 years straight.
- His mother is morbidly obese and schizophrenic, so if she opens her room door by herself, that counts as a win.
- He claims to visit his mother to spend time with her, then immediately admits he's joking and only goes four times a year.
- His mother forgets he's there when he visits, making the whole trip questionable in terms of actual connection.
- Tim's aunt texts him that his mother has the phone but doesn't know how to use it and they'll need to teach her.
- Tim refuses to help teach his mother the phone, arguing that at 70 years old, if she can't use it they should write it off.
- He doesn't even have his mother's phone number saved in his contacts.