rant · moment 7 of 24
Swimming's Weird Culture War and Trans Swimmer Aerodynamics
from Tom Segura & Christina P. | The Tim Dillon Show #348 · #348
4 min
They joke that swimming is a low-stakes battleground for trans debates, riffing on shaved bodies for aerodynamics, hormone use, and comparing Leah Thomas's noticeable effort versus Dylan Mulvaney's.
- Nobody cares about swimming until it becomes a cultural battleground with people demanding respect for being ranked third in the freestyle.
- Tim proposes that trans swimmers should cut off their penis if they want aerodynamic advantage in women's competition.
- Congress will eventually mandate penis removal as a baseline criterion for women's swimming teams.
- Lia Thomas didn't try at all to look female, just showed up in a bathing cap without any effort compared to Dylan Mulvaney.
- Dylan Mulvaney was an effeminate gay man on Broadway who transitioned and documented it daily on a blog during COVID.
- Tim's parenting advice: if your kid transitions, you have to tell them to actually try—get tits, do nails, style hair properly.
- Older men transitioning should start with a facelift because they look like droopy Basset Hounds or oil tanker workers.
- Caitlyn Jenner spent money on quality surgical work and is the model for how to transition late in life.
- Caitlyn Jenner immediately opposed gay marriage and endorsed Donald Trump after transitioning, undermining trans acceptance.
Lia ThomasDylan MulvaneyCaitlyn Jenner