rant · moment 5 of 24
Wanting Alt-Right Reactionary Kids and a Cold Asian Son
from Tom Segura & Christina P. | The Tim Dillon Show #348 · #348
2 min
Tim jokes about wanting to raise terrible, wealthy, reactionary children later in life, while Christina describes her cold, high-achieving Asian son who dominates academically and athletically.
- Tim imagines raising one or two wealthy alt-right reactionary podcast psychopaths as children, admitting the idea excites him.
- He predicts he'll have kids in his 50s when his testosterone drops, since he's too busy at his peak now.
- Tim's hypothetical child is Chinese, which he praises as intelligent and competent.
- The kid is extremely cold and doesn't attach to his parents, showing no emotion when dropped off at school.
- Asian kids dominate academically and athletically—one girl in his school had a 4.2 GPA, classical piano training, and dominated the swim team.
- Tim jokes he wants his kid to be a trans athlete.
Asian children