rant · moment 4 of 24
The Pedophile Excuse and Kids' Friends' Boring Parents
from Tom Segura & Christina P. | The Tim Dillon Show #348 · #348
2 min
Riffing on parental excuses to cancel plans, they discuss how comedians' social bar is so high from hanging with other comics that normal parents at kids' events are unbearable.
- Tim asks if their kids have friends whose parents are actually cool.
- Tim describes the best part of being a comedian: hanging out with other comedians and the parking lot hangs after sets.
- Children's parties at Chuck E Cheese force small talk about weather and summer plans, which Tim says he'd rather die than participate in.
- When people ask Tim if he has new comedy material, he can't understand what they're even asking.
- Tim notes having children is a problem because he'd want to spend a lot of time with them, like Bert does.