rant · moment 3 of 24
Christina's Racist Dead Mother and the Security Guard
from Tom Segura & Christina P. | The Tim Dillon Show #348 · #348
2 min
Christina tells the story of meeting her deceased mother's building security guard, who reassures her that her mother never used a racial slur toward her specifically, implying she used it on others.
- Tim's mother was racist, and schizophrenic like he is
- Security guard told Christina her mother never called him the n-word, implying she called other people that
- Tim doesn't think his mother uses the n-word yet, but suspects she'll get there
- Tim's mother told him as a child to tell people she was dead if he needed to get out of something
- Saying a parent is dead functions as a universal cancel clause among parents with kids
- Many comedians can't use the dead parent excuse because they're single, and some go the pedophile route instead