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As a Mother: Dead Children and 15% Off Hair Products
from The War At Home | The Tim Dillon Show #367 · #367
2 min
Tim performs a mock Instagram influencer post grieving dead children in the same breath as pitching a hair product discount code, closing the show with 'I hope cooler heads prevail' and a Happy Halloween sign-off.
- Tim demonstrates the template for performative maternal posts: open with concern about dead children, then pivot to hawking hair products.
- The full bit: as a mother mourning dead kids, he's offering 15% off hair products while people stop him to compliment his glowing, structured locks.
- The closer: when people see his perfect hair, they forget about the dead children entirely, then he wraps with "happy Halloween" as the sign-off.