rant · moment 15 of 17

Signing the Letter: Willing to E-Sign, Not to Fight

from The War At Home | The Tim Dillon Show #367 · #367

5 min

Tim continues riffing that Americans' maximum sacrifice is signing celebrity letters or striking, mocking Chrissy Teigen paragliding and his own jealousy at not being invited to sign Hollywood letters like Jerry Seinfeld did.

In this bit8 moments
  • Tim on what Americans are willing to do: sign letters, strike if threatened with AI, pick lines, and demand things.
  • He was upset not to be asked to sign a particular letter despite having one of the biggest shows in the world and selling out world tours.
  • Not everyone signing these letters is A-list; there are plenty of C and D-list people on them.
  • Tim's commitment: he will give an e-signature to a letter, though he won't go to war, basic training, or give money.
  • Respect is due to people in Israel willing to actually fight, unlike anyone in this country.
  • Tim's vision of the call center: workers call elderly people with dementia to steal their houses and trap them in debt.
  • You're either a rat in a call center scamming people or sitting in Malibu signing letters with an affected British accent.
  • This is just an attitude adjustment; Halloween is coming, it's fun and sexy, and everyone will be fine or they won't.
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Chrissy TeigenJerry Seinfeld

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