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Paragliders, Letter-Signing Cowardice, and Injury Lawyers Segue
from The War At Home | The Tim Dillon Show #367 · #367
3 min
Tim mocks paragliders and the empty gesture of letter-signing celebrities (himself included, wanting to be asked), then pivots into a story about a friend injured by a shopping cart as a lead-in to the legal ad.
- Paragliders are just wiry guys who got bored jogging and decided to paraglide.
- Letter-writers won't actually put their money where their mouth is — they'll sign letters but won't call universities to withdraw their donations.
- Universities charge $40-70k a year in tuition while sitting on billion-dollar endowments — where is all that money going?
- Tim's friend injured herself with a stuck shopping cart wheel at a grocery store.
- Scott, a former comedian from Long Island, worked at Home Depot for two days, injured himself with a shopping cart, and won $50,000.
- People need good advocates to represent them and get full compensation for any injury, including shopping cart accidents.
- Morgan and Morgan would have been helping people get compensation if they existed during the time of dinosaurs.
- Morgan and Morgan has over 100 offices nationwide, more than 800 lawyers, and has recovered over $1.15 billion for over 300,000 clients.