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Why America Could Never Have a Draft: Fat, Medicated, and Unruly
from The War At Home | The Tim Dillon Show #367 · #367
4 min
Tim explains why the average obese, fentanyl-addicted, oversedicated American citizen would be a liability on any battlefield, and why the military prefers drones and robots over people.
- Tim on why Americans with phones out couldn't be turned into honorable soldiers
- Teachers dating students and influencers causing car crashes demonstrate the population can't be disciplined for war
- The U.S. invested in underground machinery of death in the California desert instead of relying on drafted soldiers
- Robot cops in cities show technology, not people, will do the job because Americans are fat and drug-addicted
- Drafted soldiers would need seven pills daily just to not kill each other and three or four more to leave the tent
- A sergeant searching for his Prozac next to Zexanx and Seroquel represents the pharmaceutical nightmare of a conscripted army
- Tim argues the only benefit to a draft would be no moral qualms about killing children domestically
- The real worry about drafting drug addicts eating Yum Brand food all day is whether they could actually function in combat
- America keeps people away from war zones because citizens are designed to go to malls, get prescriptions, and stay home
- What Americans are actually meant to do is work call centers robbing old people of credit card and Social Security numbers, not be honorable soldiers
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