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The Kardashians at Casa Vega and 'The Rain Must Be Long'

from The Return Of Shame with Dan Soder | The Tim Dillon Show #363 · #363

4 min

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Tim describes seeing the Kardashians ignored while filming at a Mexican restaurant, questioning why they never stop despite having billions, and jokes that if you can't be great, just be prolific like a bad product sold in bulk.

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  • The Kardashians don't make anything, but the sheer volume of content is impressive—if you can't isolate something good, just make a lot of it.
  • Tim coins 'The Rain Must Be Long' as a perfect description of the Kardashian strategy: low quality but massive inventory.
  • Analogy: selling bad cocaine in bulk because at least there's quantity, same as the Kardashian approach to content.
  • Kardashian TV used to be aspirational, but now their lives are so convoluted that viewers are just confused rather than envious.
  • Tim notes Pete Davidson can't speak about his time with the Kardashians due to NDAs, which prevents the kind of revealing tell-alls that would actually be interesting.
  • Tim jokes that dating one of the Kardashians himself would be the final sign of society's decline.
  • Tim has been texting Caitlyn Jenner trying to get her on the show, which he thinks is very doable.
  • Dream guest lineup: Caitlyn Jenner, Donald Trump, and Tim singing 'I'm Proud to Be an American' together.
  • If RFK books him to perform JFK jokes at the Kennedy Compound, Tim would consider taking a year off stand-up—that would be the pinnacle achievement.
  • Tim fantasizes about bombing while sunburned and sweating in front of the entire Kennedy Compound as his career endpoint.
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KardashiansCaitlyn JennerPete DavidsonRFK JrCalvin and HobbesDonald Trump

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