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Impersonating Boebert's TMZ Response
from The Return Of Shame with Dan Soder | The Tim Dillon Show #363 · #363
3 min
Tim does a bit imitating Boebert's mealy-mouthed TMZ statement about the incident, riffing on her language about 'levity' and 'burdens' and comparing it to a kid explaining a stolen $100 bill.
- Tim breaks down Boebert's typical "hot girl energy" persona before her scandal — shoulders showing, Colorado hat bought at DIA, casually dismissive attitude.
- Tim compares Boebert's post-scandal non-apology to a teenager explaining away a missing hundred dollars from the mantle with elaborate justifications.
- Boebert claims she's taken responsibility and learned to check party affiliations before dates, then pivots to asking people to see the musical.
- Tim notes Boebert's admission the date was "hot as fuck" and observes that people are jerking off to this incident worldwide.