Interview · moment 12 of 23
Confronting Grandma and the Cellar 'Top Dog' Story
from The Return Of Shame with Dan Soder | The Tim Dillon Show #363 · #363
3 min
Guest
They joke about ambushing his grandmother on camera, then Dan tells another story about his ex's ultra-wealthy friend at the Comedy Cellar treating him like a butler in front of Chris Rock, being told to date the richer friend instead.
- His grandmother would call him by his dead father's name during their confrontations.
- He hasn't spoken to a woman he dated ten years ago and assumes she probably doesn't remember him.
- Tim was at the Cellar doing a set while dating someone whose friend was a wealthy woman everyone called 'Top Dog.'
- When Chris Rock walked into the Cellar, Tim got bumped and told his date that's why he wouldn't be performing.
- Chris Rock told Tim to date Top Dog instead, saying she had significantly more money than the girl he was actually dating.
- Tim jokes that if you're going to marry a reptile, marry one with a lot of scales—the one with the biggest tail.
- The New York scene for kids boils down to doing blow in townhouses, fake art, travel, and knowing famous people.
- Wealthy trust fund kids use fake business ventures—fashion lines, handbag companies, designer sunglasses—as cover for living off inherited money.