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Lauren Boebert's Beetlejuice Theater Incident
from The Return Of Shame with Dan Soder | The Tim Dillon Show #363 · #363
4 min
Tim and Dan Soder riff on Congresswoman Lauren Boebert getting caught fondling her date at a Beetlejuice musical performance in Colorado, imagining the confused audience reaction and the mechanics of the date leading up to it.
- Tim's first sexual experience was in a movie theater during Batman and Robin, where he went up the leg instead of down the pants and completely bungled it.
- The girl cheated on him that summer with two other guys who actually knew what they were doing.
- Lauren Boebert's behavior at Beetlejuice is exactly what you'd expect from someone fresh off a divorce.
- Boebert comes from Garfield County, the part of Colorado where people shoot guns to show they're happy.
- The funniest part is finding out it was a first date, which makes her getting into it even more committed.
- Tim describes the scene: she's hammered, ripping a vape, and a pregnant lady asks her to stop vaping.
- The guy figured Beetlejuice the musical would put her in the right frame of mind for what was about to happen.
- Apart from it being Boebert, there were just regular people in the theater thinking a random woman was grabbing some guy's dick.
- If audiences leaving the theater had been told that was their representative, they would have been shocked to learn a congresswoman was acting that way.
- Tim notes that Boebert is 36 years old, which means she's also a grandmother.
Lauren BoebertGeorge SantosBeetlejuiceBuell TheatreColoradoGarfield CountyDenverAspenGlenwood SpringsCarbondale