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Cash Patel FBI Interview Sketch
from The Real Katie Porter & A Special Guest | The Tim Dillon Show #466 · #466
4 min
A comedic sketch interview with a fake 'Cash Patel' (FBI director), who bizarrely claims Epstein was tall, food delivery robots work for the FBI, and dodges questions about Thomas Matthew Crooks and Jeffrey Epstein's island.
- Cash Patel introduces himself as FBI director with the catchphrase 'Cash is the name and the game.'
- Tim asks Patel about Jeffrey Epstein and what he was doing on his island.
- Patel admits to the child sex abuse but deflects by describing the island's amenities like women swimming and coconut drinks.
- Tim learns that every food delivery robot works for the FBI and blocks food deliveries if moved.
- Tim asks what Patel has learned since taking over the FBI.
- Patel reveals he thought FBI stood for 'Federal Bureau of Investments' and 'Federal Bureau of Banking' rather than Investigation.
- Patel describes his job as fun and explains he sleeps under the covers because he's so busy.
- Patel apologizes for being 'such a Pisces' while solving all the crises.
- Tim brings up rumors that Patel's girlfriend works in a massage parlor.
- Patel attributes his dedication to the fact that he's been sleeping under the covers.