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The Canton, Ohio Cat-Eating Citizen

from The Presidential Debate & Eating Cats | The Tim Dillon Show #409 · #409

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He reads a fact-check revealing the infamous cat-eating woman is an American citizen from Canton, not a migrant, and jokes about how this complicates the political narrative around who's eating pets.

In this bit8 moments
  • Ohio woman accused of eating a cat is from Canton, not Springfield—she did drugs and ate a cat in a driveway.
  • Trump may have been smart to bring up cats and dogs being eaten, given the country's current state.
  • Our country is so diseased that Netflix is having a funeral for a Chihuahua, treating it like losing a child.
  • Trump's angle: what if your child got eaten instead of a pet?
  • The woman eating the cat is an American citizen, not a migrant—this complicates the political blame game.
  • Tim questions whether Trump or Kamala wins this point in the election debate.
  • If Tim were Kamala, he'd argue the difference: migrants cook guinea pigs, but this citizen ate a cat on bath salts—completely different.
  • The cat was eaten in Ohio by an American citizen on bath salts, not by an immigrant—that's the actual story.
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