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Haggis, David Muir, and Guinea Pigs in the Park

from The Presidential Debate & Eating Cats | The Tim Dillon Show #409 · #409

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He compares the cat-eating panic to haggis in Scotland, mocks ABC anchor David Muir for hogging the debate spotlight, and revisits the story of migrants roasting guinea pigs in a NYC park.

In this bit5 moments
  • Haggis is a sheep stomach stuffed with oats and herbs—it's kind of gross but that's what they eat in Scotland.
  • David Muir is full of himself and in love with his own looks, dominated the entire interview and wouldn't let the other host speak.
  • People roast guinea pigs in parks in New York and some get offended, but Tim doesn't understand the outrage over pets.
  • Tim criticizes the idea that animals have replaced children in America—pushing dogs around in strollers as 'fur babies' is unhealthy and disgusting.
  • JD Vance is kind of right about this, and Tim wants to play his own story on YouTube.
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