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Keeps Hair Loss Ad
from The Joe Rogan Experience | #330 · #330
2 min
SponsorKeeps
A Keeps hair-loss prevention ad, joking about bad head shapes and dyeing hair blue to take over Portland, before reading the DHT-suppression pitch and promo code.
- Keeps is for unsuccessful people who need hair, unlike naturally bald people with bad-shaped heads.
- Tim's friend uses Keeps to keep the hair he has instead of getting hair surgery, which takes five or six months.
- Experts are huge into Keeps and recommend it, though they don't tell you that upfront.
- If Tim dyed his hair blue and moved to Portland, he'd control five blocks of the city by tonight with combat boots.
- You should start taking Keeps even if you're not bald, so you'll never be bald.
- Go to keeps.com/timdillon for your first month of treatment free.