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Fantasy Kamala Harris Speech: Weather Warfare and Nihilism
from The DNC Chick & Sunken Superyachts | The Tim Dillon Show #406 · #406
7 min
Tim delivers an extended improvised fantasy version of a Kamala Harris convention speech where she openly admits to using weather manipulation to kill enemies, embraces total nihilism about Gaza and politics, and ends the show declaring everyone is going to hell, saying he'd vote for her if she actually did this.
- Tim's fantasy Kamala Harris speech: she'd admit to flooding the country with drugs and overthrowing governments she dislikes.
- Kamala Harris as a nihilist candidate: "I don't know why I'm here and neither do you and it doesn't matter."
- Tim Walz was hosting trivia in Minnesota a week ago and is about to become vice president.
- Tim imagines Kamala promising to use government power to manipulate weather and freeze crops to kill enemies.
- In Tim's version, Kamala would address Gaza protests by saying "Who cares" and having everyone agree.
- Kamala's campaign message: using weather as a weapon against Republicans who deny global warming.
- Tim's image of Kamala and Benjamin Netanyahu break dancing together as the answer to Gaza protests.
- The only thing Americans actually care about is traffic; everything else—including babies being made into soup—doesn't affect them.
- Tim's fantasy ending: Kamala admits everyone is a demon from hell who doesn't care about anything.
- Final speech beat: Kamala declares we're all going to hell, sprays blood on attendees, and Tim says he'd vote for that.
- Climax includes Bill and Hillary Clinton wearing devil hats while announcing they're already in hell.
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