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The Air Traffic Controller Who Left Early

from The D.C. Plane Crash & RFK’s Hearing | The Tim Dillon Show #429 · #429

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He reads a news report about a supervisor allowing an air traffic controller to leave early before the crash, riffing that the person should feel guilty, and imagining a fictional "Thomas" being told to go home and watch The Good Place.

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  • Air traffic controllers were so absent that one was allowed to leave early before the Reagan National Airport crash.
  • A supervisor combined the duties of handling helicopter and plane traffic, then let one controller leave before 9:30 p.m., outside normal procedure.
  • Tim says if he'd been the one who left early, it wouldn't weigh on his conscience because he's a strong person who's endangered people his whole life.
  • He describes being a terrible lifeguard where people nearly drowned until their parents jumped in to save them.
  • The controller who left early is probably crying at a therapist while Tim says he would've just owned the decision and blamed the supervisor.
  • Normally helicopter and plane traffic duties are divided until 9:30 p.m., then combined when traffic lessens, but the supervisor combined them early anyway.
  • Tim speculates the supervisor combined the duties early because they're trying to curry favor with someone they're probably having sex with.
  • Tim imagines the supervisor telling the controller, presumably named Thomas, to go home and watch TV while everything's handled.
  • He references 'The Good Place,' a sitcom from years ago co-created by the creator of 'Hacks,' as what Thomas should watch instead.
  • Tim asks what the supervisor thought would happen—a plane plunging into the Potomac—before telling the controller to leave.
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