rant · moment 3 of 20

His Own Car Crash History

from The D.C. Plane Crash & RFK’s Hearing | The Tim Dillon Show #429 · #429

2 min

He pivots to comparing plane crashes to his own history of car accidents, including a head-on collision with a coworker and "sun blindness" while high in his grandmother's Ford Focus.

In this bit3 moments
  • Tim has been in five car accidents, many of them caused by him.
  • Head-on collision with a fat secretary after making a left turn from the right lane on the way to get Viking in Long Island; she got a massive blood-filled welt on her head from hitting the dashboard.
  • Sun blindness incident while high in his grandmother's Ford Focus at Nassau Community College parking lot; drove 35 mph into the back of another car and left the scene.

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