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Buying a House in Cassville, Missouri and Calling Larry the Realtor

from The Choker | The Tim Dillon Show #313 · #313

5 min

Tim browses Zillow listings in Cassville, Missouri (the paddling school district), jokes about the rundown houses and a chained dog in the photos, then actually calls and leaves a voicemail for realtor Larry pretending to be interested in buying a fixer-upper, citing the paddling policy as a selling point.

In this bit10 moments
  • Looking at houses for sale in Cassville, Missouri on Zillow
  • Tim notes these are actually really pretty homes for the area, though prices aren't cheap
  • Zooming in on a $67,500 property and finding chain dogs in the real estate photos
  • Tim critiques the kitchen's rotted wood and describes imagining a horror movie scene with blood spilling into the sink
  • Commenting on a wall punched through and concealed with a hanging blanket
  • Deciding to call the realtor representing the property to get answers
  • Tim calls Larry the realtor, noting the property dipped in value from $70k and this is a good time to buy
  • Tim's main concern is confirming the house is in the school district where kids are being paddled
  • Reaching Larry's voicemail on a Saturday when real estate agents should be working
  • Tim leaves a voicemail for Larry posing as Brandon Schaub, asking about the Harold Street fixer-upper and corporal punishment in the school district
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corporal punishment in schoolsCassville, Missouri

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