Fox News' Thanksgiving Combat Relatives Guide

• 11:13Tim describes a friend who opened a QAnon boutique in a Florida motel—a hoarder's house filled with '90s games and Trump merchandise.
• 12:19Fox News runs articles telling readers how to handle relatives who don't agree with them during Thanksgiving.
• 12:58Tim argues that news networks like Fox and MSNBC aren't designed to inform; their job is to wind you up and send you out into the world as a dervish.
• 13:41Fox News tells readers that relatives who don't understand QAnon or underground tunnels need to be banned from speaking or have strict boundaries set in your house.
• 14:40Tim mocks the credibility of 'mental health experts'—the article quotes Jonathan Alpert, a psychotherapist and executive performance coach, author of 'Be Fearless, Change Your Life in 28 Days.'
• 16:38Fox News plugs books by the experts weighing in on the article, including Amy Morin's '13 Things Mentally Strong People Don't Do.'
• 17:09Tim jokes that hint number 13 is that mentally strong people don't look at the poor.
• 18:04The article suggests you don't have to invite family members who've raped everyone, but Tim notes it gets complicated if the rapist agrees with you politically.
• 18:46Tim asks who this article is actually for—what person is sitting at home unsure how to manage Thanksgiving dinner?
• 19:17The entire article boils down to turning your Thanksgiving table into a fascist dictatorship where you're the dictator and anyone who might defend Guatemalans or question Gaza is shut down.
• 20:13Tim describes Fox's audience as wanting to yell about Guatemalans at dinner, but worried someone will ruin it by suggesting they're people or questioning killing 12,000 in Gaza.
• 20:55Tim illustrates the fear Fox is addressing: someone mildly suggests killing 12,000 people in Gaza seems like a lot, and everyone yells the person is out of line and ruining the holiday.

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