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Closing Riff: Albert Says Goodbye and Newport Beach Restoration Hardware Naps

from Teen Takeovers & Netanyahu’s New Nightmare | The Tim Dillon Show #503 · #503

3 min

Tim closes the show having Albert the cat say goodbye, reflects hopefully on Iran/Israel calming down, and riffs on napping undisturbed in the Newport Beach Restoration Hardware store before signing off.

In this bit8 moments
  • Albert the lobster says goodbye to the people.
  • Tim hopes for peace with the Kirk family and says everyone—Iran, Israel, America—needs to calm down.
  • At the end of the day, we're all just doing our best.
  • The lobster cost $2,900 and came from a Russian in Brooklyn.
  • Tim laments the state of the country and kids putting squishy toys in microwaves.
  • Newport Beach is one of the great towns left, and Tim regularly naps in the Restoration Hardware there.
  • His advice: take a nap at Newport Beach Restoration Hardware, and when you wake up, order a table.
  • From Tim and Albert, goodbye and see you next week.
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