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Kids Microwaving Neato Squishy Toys

from Teen Takeovers & Netanyahu’s New Nightmare | The Tim Dillon Show #503 · #503

5 min

News

Tim reacts to a news segment about a viral trend of children microwaving Neato squishy toys causing severe burns, tying it back into his earlier rant about coddled, unhealthy, anxious kids replacing outdoor play with dangerous viral trends.

In this bit3 moments
  • Young people are a threat to the stability of the country and need to be put in jobs like selling long-term care insurance instead of trying to go viral.
  • Tim claims the elites almost have all the evidence they need to do a clean sweep of the planet, using kids microwaving squishy toys as proof.
  • Children are fat little pigs riddled with anxiety who squeeze these toys all day instead of playing sports, running around, or swimming like they used to.
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