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Kids Microwaving Neato Squishy Toys
from Teen Takeovers & Netanyahu’s New Nightmare | The Tim Dillon Show #503 · #503
5 min
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Tim reacts to a news segment about a viral trend of children microwaving Neato squishy toys causing severe burns, tying it back into his earlier rant about coddled, unhealthy, anxious kids replacing outdoor play with dangerous viral trends.
- Young people are a threat to the stability of the country and need to be put in jobs like selling long-term care insurance instead of trying to go viral.
- Tim claims the elites almost have all the evidence they need to do a clean sweep of the planet, using kids microwaving squishy toys as proof.
- Children are fat little pigs riddled with anxiety who squeeze these toys all day instead of playing sports, running around, or swimming like they used to.
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