rant · moment 18 of 21
How Far I'll Go for Taiwan: Just Mean Tweets
from Tech People & Celebrating Nothing | The Tim Dillon Show #423 · #423
3 min
A bit where Tim declares his only commitment to defending Taiwan from China is insulting them verbally on the show, followed by a mock foreign policy plan giving Russia Ukraine, China Taiwan, and America Greenland.
- Tim's proposed geopolitical solution: Ukraine goes to Putin, Taiwan to Xi, and America takes Greenland.
- China probably likes Taiwan more than Tim does—they haven't even tried much Taiwanese food.
- Tim questions what anyone expects the U.S. to actually do if China invades Taiwan.
- Hawkish figures want a blood holocaust and have been trying to start one for years to reduce population and consolidate resources.
- China will sell us the chips anyway once they take over Taiwan, so there's no strategic reason to fight.
- America cannot fight a war with China, Russia, and over Taiwan—Russia alone has 4,400 nuclear warheads.
- Post-9/11 patriotic anthems like Toby Keith's won't work anymore; the world has changed too much.
ChinaTaiwanVladimir PutinXi JinpingToby KeithVivek Ramaswamy