rant · moment 3 of 21
Threats Against Anyone Who Hires Him
from Tech People & Celebrating Nothing | The Tim Dillon Show #423 · #423
2 min
Tim delivers an escalating mock-threat monologue promising to destroy any production or person who wastes his time or is mean to him, invoking Torched, sock puppet accounts, and CIA-level manipulation.
- People across the board are giving up on these events, their attitude is just 'so what?'
- Tim warns that if invited to do something and even the smallest part of him doesn't like it, he'll publicly destroy it and make their life a living hell.
- He promises a scorched earth campaign against anyone who wastes his time, dragging their name and their family's through the mud.
- Tim threatens that people will attack someone's children at school because of him, and the kids will come home saying 'Tim Dillon said you made a shitty movie and I got jumped.'
- He will direct all of the country's anger—drones, food insecurity, poverty, income inequality—directly at anyone foolish enough to hire him and waste his time.