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Book of Revelation and a Fake Taylor Swift Song

from Taylor Swift’s Engagement & The Digital Prison | The Tim Dillon Show #459 · #459

2 min

Tim jokes the engagement is a Biblical omen tied to Revelation, then improvises a mock morbid Taylor Swift song about a husband mangled in an accident.

In this bit4 moments
  • Tim connects Israel's recent slaughter of a calf to the end times, claiming it's an omen from the Book of Revelation.
  • Taylor Swift's best album, according to Tim, would be the one written after her husband dies in a mangled accident.
  • Tim imagines what a Taylor Swift song would sound like if her husband got mangled in an accident, mimicking her straightforward lyrical style.
  • Tim reads from Revelation about the four beings—lion, calf, man, eagle—and ties it back to contemporary events.
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