rant · moment 10 of 27
Taylor Swift's Engagement and Her Toxic Fanbase
from Taylor Swift’s Engagement & The Digital Prison | The Tim Dillon Show #459 · #459
6 min
Tim reacts to Taylor Swift's engagement to Travis Kelce, mocking her obsessive fanbase of 'childless' women as scarier than anyone in Saudi Arabia, and jokingly calls for burkas and religious police for them.
- Taylor Swift's fanbase is more toxic and frightening than anyone in Saudi Arabia, including the Bin Laden family.
- Childless women in their 40s who relive summer camp at concerts and have crushes on Harry Styles terrify him.
- No one who reaches Taylor Swift's level of success in anything can actually be nice.
- Her fans have made her engagement their engagement and her success their own success.
- If you believe a Taylor Swift song is talking to you, you need a burka now.
- Are Taylor Swift fans actually better off without a religious police force in America?
- Taylor Swift is an incredibly mediocre talent, perfectly suited to a mediocre dying country.
- Americans thrive on mediocre content and nostalgia because we're waiting for a comet to wipe us out.
- Adults reliving their prom in their 30s are sick and not supposed to stay that way.
- Modern influencers with 12-year-old fanbases are making out with and having sex with their mothers on social media.