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Diners, Cigarettes, and Invading Vietnam Again

from Tariffs, China & The Chocolate Factory | The Tim Dillon Show #438 · #438

1 min

Short nostalgic riff about smoking at diners with cheeseburgers instead of vaping and veggie burgers, escalating into a joke about re-invading Vietnam and winning this time.

In this bit3 moments
  • Kids today are too fat to jump; we should go back to horses pulling trolleys and dancing in the street.
  • Tim's vision of the good old days: smoking cigarettes at a diner while eating a cheeseburger with your woman, not vaping and eating veggie burgers in a communist safe house.
  • We're going back to invading Vietnam, and this time we can actually win it.

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