Neutrifol Ad

• 29:52Santa shut down the toy shop at the North Pole and Taiwan is making the toys now.
• 30:20The elves and Oompa Loompas are on the internet reading flat earth theories because they can't afford to take their kids to Disney World.
• 30:49Santa Claus is in Miami living in a penthouse with Ken Griffin, invested in Citadel early.
• 31:29Willy Wonka gave the factory to Charlie who gave it to Unilever, Santa gave his workshop to Taiwan, and the elves are now working at Panera.
• 31:52Donald Trump wants to bring the chocolate factory and Santa's workshop back, but the entire economy is built on goods made by child slaves, which is why everything is cheap.
• 32:24Maximum productivity requires treating human beings like slaves or indentured servants with no autonomy, which is achieved by destroying unions and community.
• 32:43All of Tim's friends are on Neutrifol and have thicker, fuller heads of hair.
• 32:57Neutrifol ad: stress from inside affects hair loss on the outside, and the product helps improve hair growth from the inside out.

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