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Factor Meals Ad: Boiled Chicken Trauma and the Folder You Forgot
from Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #433 · #433
4 min
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Tim reads a rambling Factor Meals ad, recalling a horrific old meal plan of boiled chicken and blood-like substance, then spirals into a bit about a kid who forgot their folder and a lecture about becoming homeless.
- Tim describes a previous meal plan that consisted solely of boiled chicken and a blood-like substance delivered three times daily.
- Time is infinite and unexplainable, yet everyone always needs more of it.
- A kid left his notebook at home, forgetting something at the house that will make him a homeless person without a future.
- Because Tim had a grab-and-go Factor snack instead of cooking pancakes or scrambled eggs, he could turn the car around to retrieve his child's forgotten folder.
- Cooking while having the walk is difficult because things go up the side.