rant · moment 21 of 21
America Needs a Micro-Retirement, Then a Comeback as 'Johnny at the Bar'
from Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest | The Tim Dillon Show #439 · #439
2 min
Closing riff where Tim proposes America take its own 'micro-retirement' like Oasis going on hiatus, then return as a wise old con-man figure mentoring newly wealthy countries like India and Brazil.
- America needs to take a micro-retirement at Joshua Tree and figure out what it wants to do with the rest of its life.
- Tim argues America should re-emerge as a sexy middle-aged con artist at the bar, ready to school younger countries like India and Brazil on how to exploit people.
- The comeback fantasy: America becomes Johnny at the bar in the Florida Keys, the guy who used to run everything, knowing everybody, bringing the boom.