rant · moment 5 of 21
Preparing Kids for a 'Public Pool Summer'
from Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest | The Tim Dillon Show #439 · #439
2 min
He continues the recession bit, telling parents to prepare children for a scaled-down, no-frills summer of public pools and popsicles instead of vacations.
- Tim advises helicopter safety: you got to stay out of it, for the sake of your family.
- Forget epic summers—tell your kids this year's goal is simply to try not to die.
- Acquaint yourself with your own yard instead of expensive outings.