rant · moment 8 of 22
How Tim Would Have Saved Rob Reiner
from Rob Reiner, Redacted Files, & The Spirit Of Friendship | The Tim Dillon Show #475 · #475
5 min
Tim continues riffing on the Reiner killing, claiming his experience with his schizophrenic mother would have let him defuse the situation, and mocks CNN's Alan Horn segment and podcast award snubs.
- Tim reflects on never being invited to Rob Reiner's home and thinking about people he deserves to meet.
- He claims his platform is all he has left because he's been robbed of everything else, then pivots to his would-be role at Conan's party.
- Tim argues that if he'd been at the Conan party and spoken to Nick Reiner with charm and wit, he could have prevented the tragedy.
- People who don't invite Tim to LA parties have blood on their hands, he says, because he knows how to handle schizophrenics.
- Tim explains his method for dealing with schizophrenics: never argue with them, always say they're right.
- He discusses the photo of Rob and his son showing the son had problems, calling it tragic.
- Tim insists had he been there, the tragedy wouldn't have happened, and defends his expertise in handling schizophrenics in mansions.
- He fantasizes about being alone with a schizophrenic in a large kitchen, saying it's what he's designed for.
- Tim describes the hypothetical outcome: the man would leave thinking Tim is great and wouldn't kill anyone.
- Tim acknowledges the son had problems and drug issues but claims not to pretend to know the full story.