rant · moment 11 of 25
Wanting to Marry a Fatima and Leave America for Dubai
from Qatar, Kanye, & The Gift Of Luxury | The Tim Dillon Show #444 · #444
2 min
Tim jokes about wanting to move to the Middle East, marry a wealthy local woman, and escape what he sees as America's decline into gray dysfunction, contrasting it with Dubai's luxury.
- Tim jokes about marrying a Fatima and moving to Dubai, saying he'll have concubines on the side while living in a man-made lagoon.
- America has become dull, gray, and ugly, with cities overrun by junkies while employed people are neurotic and everyone fights about everything.
- Dubai looks like a billionaires' water park version of Splash Mountain at Disney World, and he'd rather be there than watching Adderall-addled 28-year-olds scratch their skin off in Starbucks.
- Tim argues that 117-degree heat is manageable because you can find shade and the pools are nice.
- America needs to start embracing the type of luxury that Donald Trump represents in order to have fun again.