rant · moment 1 of 18

Overdose Deaths Are Down Because Nobody Has Money

from Pizza Hut & Birkin Bags | The Tim Dillon Show #415 · #415

3 min

Tim reacts to news that drug overdose deaths are falling nationally, arguing it's not good economic news but proof people can't afford enough drugs to overdose, joking he'd run for president on getting people enough money to OD like the good old days.

In this bit4 moments
  • Drug overdoses are down nationally because people cannot afford enough drugs to overdose.
  • Tim argues a good economy means people have enough money to buy enough fentanyl to check out; low overdose deaths indicate economic collapse, not success.
  • Overdose deaths fell 12.7%, the largest recorded reduction, which Tim attributes entirely to people being broke and strapped for cash.
  • If running for president, Tim's main goal would be getting people enough money to overdose the way they did when the economy was better.
Mentioned here

drug overdosesfentanylYaya Senoir

All 18 moments in this episode →