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Michael and Susan Dell's $6.25 Billion Kids Investment Announcement
from Pete Hegseth, War Crimes, & The Breakfast Rush | The Tim Dillon Show #473 · #473
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Closing riff mocking a philanthropic video from Michael and Susan Dell announcing a $6.25 billion investment program for American children, tying it back cynically to the deli murder story and suggesting investing in restaurant security instead.
- Michael and Susan Dell announce a $6.25 billion investment in America's kids through investment accounts available to every American child next year.
- Tim notes the Dells had money left over after purchasing a head for Susan that allowed them to donate six and a half billion dollars.
- Tim dismisses the claim that children are the future, saying no one believes it and that kids are killing their parents in delis instead.
Michael and Susan Dell