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The Sacred Long Island Deli Breakfast Ritual
from Pete Hegseth, War Crimes, & The Breakfast Rush | The Tim Dillon Show #473 · #473
3 min
Tim describes the almost religious importance of the Long Island deli breakfast (bacon egg and cheese, chocolate milk, coffee with French vanilla creamer) as the true climax of the day, contrasted with lunch, dinner, and going insane reading the internet.
- A Long Island deli in the morning is one of the greatest places you could ever be.
- Tim contrasts Long Island delis with Manhattan spots: people in the city eat egg whites and turkey to make money and find wives, while Long Island deli-goers finish the day with one massive caloric sandwich.
- The standard Long Island breakfast is two or three eggs, bacon, American cheese, salt, pepper, and ketchup on a roll, with optional chocolate milk or coffee with flavored creamer.
- Tim describes the daily Long Island cycle: massive breakfast in a deli, then sit in an office reading internet comments until you go insane, then lunch, then home to eat again, then dinner or drinks.
- The bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich on Long Island is a holy sacrament—and then someone stabbed his two parents in the deli.
Long Island Deli